DICKQUARIUM KEYCHAIN
DICKQUARIUM KEYCHAIN
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Size: 1.97” x 2.76”
Materials: High-quality clear acrylic
Includes: metal carabiner and key ring.
Inside: liquid with glitter and 5 floating charms that move when shaken
ADULT ONLY (18+)
Not for kids. Not for your grandma. Definitely not safe for boring people. Yes, those are little… hot dogs. Five of them. Floating around in glitter, living their best life. A bit wrong. A bit funny. Way too satisfying to shake. If you get it — you get it. If not… it’s just a keychain, right?
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Do not use at temperatures below 32°F. The recommended temperature is 41°F and above. After a long time in the cold, allow it to reach room temperature before use in order to avoid any deformation of the product.
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Free shipping for orders of $50.00 and up.
Return policy
Return policy
Returns must be made within 14 days of your receipt date for a refund. Merchandise must be in its original, unopened, and unused condition. We regret that we do not refund original shipping costs with the return. Please note the reason for your return.
I got this for my friend who loves dicks. He even has several tattoos of dicks. The Keychain is high quality and the little dicks aren't crammed in there so there is room to move around and see them all. It even can in a little bag with vintage style hot dog ad on it which my friend will love














