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Dickquarium Keychain
Dickquarium Keychain
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Size: 1.97” x 2.76”
Materials: High-quality clear acrylic
Inside: liquid with glitter and 5 floating charms that move when shaken.
Includes: metal carabiner and key ring.
ADULT ONLY (18+)
Not for kids. Not for your grandma. Definitely not safe for boring people.
Yes, those are little… hot dogs. Five of them. Floating around in glitter, living their best life. A bit wrong. A bit funny. Way too satisfying to shake. If you get it — you get it. If not… it’s just a keychain, right?
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Do not use at temperatures below 32°F. The recommended temperature is 41°F and above. After a long time in the cold, allow it to reach room temperature before use in order to avoid any deformation of the product.
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Free shipping for orders of $50.00 and up.
Return policy
Return policy
Returns must be made within 14 days of your receipt date for a refund. Merchandise must be in its original, unopened, and unused condition. We regret that we do not refund original shipping costs with the return. Please note the reason for your return.
