{"product_id":"dickquarium-keychain-1","title":"Dickquarium Keychain","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eSize: 1.97” x 2.76”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterials: High-quality c\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003elear \u003c\/span\u003eacrylic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eInside: liquid with glitter and  5 floating charms that move when shaken.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIncludes: metal carabiner and key ring.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003eADULT ONLY (18+)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eNot for kids. Not for your grandma. Definitely not safe for boring people.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eYes, those are little… hot dogs. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eFive of them. Floating around in glitter, living their best life. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eA bit wrong. A bit funny. Way too satisfying to shake. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIf you get it — you get it. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIf not… it’s just a keychain, right?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"SERIOUS ABOUT","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48201265250536,"sku":"DQ1CBOOR26","price":36.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0634\/0182\/0392\/files\/serious-about-keychain-liquid-dick-4-5-1_7799aa3c-f8f0-45ce-915c-2bf07b530a6c.jpg?v=1775507656","url":"https:\/\/www.serious-about.shop\/en-au\/products\/dickquarium-keychain-1","provider":"SERIOUS ABOUT","version":"1.0","type":"link"}